A Gift from Dr. Pat:
Our favorite songs for the 2010 Holiday season!
The IBS Song: Do You Know What I Have?
(To the Tune of “Do You See What I See?”, lyrics by Ms.B*tt Meddler, aka Pat Raymond MD)
Holiday Winter Songbook 1
Poo Christmas
(To the Tune of “Blue Christmas”, Lyrics by B*tt Meddler aka Pat Raymond MD)
I Had a Little Polyp
(To the tune of I Had a Little Dreidle…, Lyrics by Ellen Jacobs, RN, Ginny Sodano, RN and Dr. Joel Garsten, The Endoscopy Unit at St. Mary’s Hospital, Waterbury, CT)
Deck the Halls with GI Bleeders!
Lyrics by Cindy Glendenning of PACU South, Cox Health (additional lyrics by B*tt Meddler aka Pat Raymond MD)
Let it Blow!
(to the tune of “Let it Snow!”, Lyrics by B*tt Meddler aka Pat Raymond MD)
Holiday Winter Songbook 2
The Sputum Song
(Based on “The Christmas Song“, written by Mel Torme and Robert Wells, from rtlyrics.com)
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Hospital Christmas
(Based on “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas“, written by Meredith Wilson, from rtlyrics.com)
JCAHO Is Coming to Town
(Based on “Santa Clause is Coming to Town“, written by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie)
The Breathing Treatment Ploy
(Based on “The Little Drummer Boy“, written by Katherine Davis, Henry Oronati and Harry Simeone)
I Want Some Plastic Surgery For Christmas
(Parody by Spaff.com)
Prep Dreams
(To the Tune of “Blue Christmas”, Lyrics by B*tt Meddler aka Pat Raymond MD)
Nursing Scrubs
Colonoscopy Cards:
Some of Dr. Pat’s other websites to enjoy:
www.PositivelyHealthyGifts.com – Healthy gifts for your loved ones and Dr. Pats books and audio recordings
www.ColonJoke.com – Colonoscopy humor starring Dr Pat’s alter ego, the divine Ms. Butt Meddler
www.YourHealthChoice.net – Health tips and humor from Dr. Pat’s daily radio snippet
www.PatriciaRaymond.com – The real scoop on Dr. Pat
About the Sanity ‘Script
“Positive, upbeat.” ~AB, Plastic Surgeon
“Fast, focused, and timely.” ~KC, Endoscopy Unit Director
The official Sanity ‘Script (PDF file)
I hope the Sanity ‘Script will make you breathe, relax, and smile. Goodness knows we all could use a whopping dose of Sanity STAT! By choosing to inject a bolus of levity, you can revive the passion of your medical workplace.
No DEA number, medical degree, or pharmaceutical license is required. Simply print the script, fill in the recipient’s name, and start dispensing some sanity in your workplace or home now.
Medical Humor
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Dr. Pats favorite healthcare sanity books.
I have read and own these books, and they’re well worth a read!
